So Kevin Wilkinson doesn’t want a tapeworm. Can you believe the nerve some people have? Click the extended entry below to see the conversation.
nathan118: how’s your christmas eve
Yup2That: busy
Yup2That: i’ve been dusting all day
nathan118: haha
nathan118: sucker
Yup2That: and we thought my dad was at the store for the past 2 hours
Yup2That: but he was sleeping the whole time
nathan118: hahaha
nathan118: sucker again
Yup2That: you called my dad a sucker?
nathan118: you’re a sucker
Yup2That: oh
Yup2That: well i’m done now
nathan118: sucker
nathan118: haha
Yup2That: but i’m tempted to eat my mom’s half cooked stuffing
Yup2That: sassuage and oninos
Yup2That: onions*
Yup2That: mmmmmmm
nathan118: do it
Yup2That: but i might get a tapeworm =[
nathan118: awesome!
nathan118: that’s hardcore
nathan118: all the cool kids are doing it
Yup2That: well i’m not cool
nathan118: yah, cuz you don’t have a tapeworm
Yup2That: i don’t want to be cool if it means getting a tapeworm
nathan118: yes you do
Yup2That: no i don’t
nathan118: yah, you do
Yup2That: i heard stories
nathan118: what stores
Yup2That: about tape worms
nathan118: what about them, that they’re cool?
nathan118: Boo had a tape worm, she’s cool!
Yup2That: at night
Yup2That: they lay their eggs by the anus
Yup2That: and some kid woke up one night
Yup2That: and his poop log lodged the tapeworm there
Yup2That: so when he went to go poo[p
Yup2That: the tape worm came out
Yup2That: and then the kid was scared b/c this 16 foot thing was coming out of his butt ran to his mom
nathan118: who told you this
Yup2That: my science teacher
nathan118: he lied
Yup2That: says who
nathan118: my science teacher
Yup2That: u don’t have a science teacher
nathan118: yes i do
nathan118: his name is Dr. Reynolds
Yup2That: sure
nathan118: sure what
nathan118: dr. reynolds is a tapeworm specialist from Auburn!
Yup2That: sure
nathan118: i see you’ve resorted to the broken record tactic
nathan118: i’m not selling drugs
Yup2That: what?
nathan118: get over it, i think you’re on drugs for not wanting a tapeworm
nathan118: sucker
nathan118: carly patterson has tapeworms. i saw it hanging off her on the balance beam
Yup2That: what
Yup2That: you sicko
Yup2That: you look at her butt?
nathan118: no, i looked at the tapeworm
Yup2That: your getting married
nathan118: my getting married what?
Yup2That: so don’t look at 16 year old girls
nathan118: my getting married friend? my getting married dog? my getting married tapeworm?
Yup2That: u know what i mean
nathan118: no i don’t, i’m not you
Yup2That: yes u do
Yup2That: no your you
Yup2That: what?
nathan118: yes i’m you?
Yup2That: yes
Yup2That: no
nathan118: sucker
Yup2That: Quen
Yup2That: queen
Yup2That: journey
nathan118: bah, that doesn’t work for you
Yup2That: dang it