Recent events have led to a conundrum. First a little background: The Dead Blarg Friends category was originally created for blogs that have "died." Activity on said blogs stopped without warning, giving the appearance that the owner of the blog, or less gruesomely, the blog itself was dead. Recently though several members of our blog group have voluntarily decided to stop blogging, at least for the time being. Because of this we need to pool our collective creativity and decide on a new category for this special group of blogs.

What should the category be called for those that will be leaving the blogosphere temporarily? The only requirements are that it has to follow the current naming scheme of "_______ Blarg Friends." So what do you got funny blog people?!

*I would like to add that I am flattered other people care enough about my silly blog to consider what category they are in. Thank you.