That’s right, the world wide phenomenon known as “Treat Your Mother Right” came from an even greater piece of entertainment. In the year 1984 Mr. T created a VHS tape that would change the moral and ethical character of teenagers everywhere. Not only are those of us here at the Blarg excited to have discovered this new finding, but we are even more thrilled at the prospect of OWNING one! Yes, I found it on Ebay. I have purchased my own copy that will someday help shape the moral fiber of my children.

Little Johnny: Mom, you’re ugly!
Me: Little Johnny, treat your mother right!
Little Johnny: Sorry Mom, I love you!
Me: That’s right sucka head foo!