Yesterday I had to go to the Norwalk Courthouse to obtain a marriage license. It was a nightmare.

For some reason beyond what I can explain, all of the loudest and most annoying people in existence congregate at the courthouse to hang out and make your life miserable. They show up with their little kids and let them run around, stick paper in the soda machine, and never once reprimand them. It literally drives you crazy.

There is an upside however. I think there should be a law that you must go to the Norwalk Courthouse to file for divorce. What this would do is force people to think twice about making their marriage work, because no one in their right mind would willingly go back to the most annoying place on earth!