Fainting Goats are the new rage. I bet Kevii adopts one. They have messed up nipples and scrotums. Don’t get mad at me for saying nipples and scrotums, that website said it, not me.

2005 Tiburon. Mmmm. I’m not sure I could ever buy a Hyundai, but it’s darn cool looking. Please don’t get mad that I said the word darn. I know this is quite the dirty and revolting post, but please cut me some slack.

On a note of seriousness: Michael Schaivo is a snake. He claims to love Terri, and wants her to die. Terri’s parents also claim to love her, and want her to live. I argue that this is truly a question of love. Michael Schaivo obviously doesn’t care how this will make his wife’s parents feel. He doesn’t care that they would take gaurdianship in a second. That they would spend the rest of their lives at her bedside loving her. Instead he wants to take Terri away from them. They won’t be able to hold her anymore, instead they’ll be attending her funeral. This man that claims to love his wife…Terri, who is not in pain…is ordering that she dies.

If this man had any clue what love is, Terri’s parents would be granted gaurdianship. He would admit how difficult it is to see your wife go through what she has. With as much as he’s gone through he would finally be able to move on with his new partner and kids. But alas, he can’t. For some reason it is so very important to Michael Schiavo that Terri die. After she is dead this will be the state of affairs: Michael Schiavo will be free from Terri and moving on with the new life he started years ago, and Terri’s parents will be burying their daughter.

And the most heart wrenching part? Some people will point at our courts and say "they work."