Summer is almost over and I’m bored. I’ve finally decided to use my college degree and start marketing my website on Myspace. What better way to do this than tap into all the loser stereotypes you find on Myspace. Here is an example of my ads you will start seeing on Myspace.

The Blarg

Not only is it true, but it’s very clever. People will read this and think "who is this Blarg?" or maybe they’re a loser that wears big sunglasses and gets impregnated by men with trucker hats and they will think "hey, that’s me!"