Kevin just posted a funny aim conversation…so I dug up one of my own. 
This is circa August, 2006.
(15:59:26) nathan118: hey where’d you go
(15:59:27) kevin wilkinson <AUTO-REPLY> : CIY video @ church
(16:00:25) kevin wilkinson: to church
(16:00:28) nathan118: why
(16:00:39) kevin wilkinson: cause i had plans for this video and i want to see them carried out
(16:00:42) nathan118: that’s in cal poly pomona
(16:00:50) kevin wilkinson: what?
(16:00:53) nathan118: ciy
(16:01:00) kevin wilkinson: church?
(16:01:18) nathan118: yes
(16:01:32) nathan118: i sent it via courier, over the london express
(16:01:56) nathan118: didn’t you get it?
(16:02:11) kevin wilkinson: i dont understand at all
(16:02:14) nathan118: the package!!
(16:02:22) nathan118: you haven’t seen a courier?
(16:02:30) kevin wilkinson: what package?
(16:02:48) nathan118: with the card for mike!
(16:03:06) nathan118: the courier should have been there a half an hour ago
(16:03:14) kevin wilkinson: what card?
(16:03:17) kevin wilkinson: i’m not at church
(16:03:22) nathan118: i know
(16:03:26) nathan118: i wanted it to be a surprise
(16:03:31) nathan118: for the baby, a congrats card
(16:03:48) kevin wilkinson: for mike to soon be an uncle?
(16:03:53) nathan118: how’s your tapeworm?
(16:04:26) nathan118: you could send it via courier
(16:04:26) kevin wilkinson: i don’t have one
(16:04:35) kevin wilkinson: who would want my tapeworm?
(16:04:39) nathan118: carly of course
(16:05:02) nathan118: maybe your sister saw the courier
(16:05:23) nathan118: it was going over the london express at 5th and Wilmington, it should have been there by now!
(16:05:26) nathan118: i’ll have their heads
(16:05:28) kevin wilkinson: why would she see it?
(16:05:44) nathan118: the association will not be pleased
(16:06:08) nathan118: we need to choose our words carefully, we are not alone
(16:06:23) nathan118: are you running phish detecting software on this connection?
(16:07:38) kevin wilkinson: not yet
(16:07:46) nathan118: they may be listening to determine the exact location of the courier, something my people are not willing to reveal at any cost
(16:07:57) kevin wilkinson: who wants a card sent to mike?
(16:08:11) nathan118: the association. they felt it would be the proper timing with the upcoming pregnancy
(16:08:25) nathan118: it’s for young preachers
(16:08:48) kevin wilkinson: but he isn’t having a baby
(16:09:11) nathan118: that’s why it is so important that you meet with the courier and find out the truth
(16:09:22) kevin wilkinson: where is the courier?
(16:09:31) nathan118: let me call him
(16:10:24) nathan118: he’s at florence at mattock
(16:10:37) nathan118: but he’s having a hard time finding the house
(16:10:50) nathan118: can you go outside to meet him? he’s on bike he said
(16:11:00) kevin wilkinson: i’m looking out the window
(16:11:14) nathan118: maybe he’s down at the end of the street or around the corner
(16:11:30) kevin wilkinson: tell him to bike down the street again
(16:11:40) nathan118: it’s of vital importance to the mission that you get this package
(16:11:47) nathan118: the association will not be pleased
(16:11:52) kevin wilkinson: oh well
(16:13:03) nathan118: he says he’s there
(16:14:00) kevin wilkinson: no one is here
(16:14:04) kevin wilkinson: i’m going
(16:14:09) nathan118: did the doorbell ring?
(16:14:13) kevin wilkinson: if i see this man i will get the package and take it to the church
(16:14:14) kevin wilkinson: no
(16:14:15) kevin wilkinson: bye
