I can’t stand political correctness, but even I can be influenced by crazy people. Everytime I say "Merry Christmas" I feel uneasy, because political correctness lunatics cry foul anytime a person is offended. I’ve heard this crap so many times, but no more!

In a recent Zogby poll they found that the phrase "Happy Holidays" is more offensive than "Merry Christmas," and by a HUGE margin. They found that 95% of people are not offended by Merry Christmas, while 46% are offended by Happy Holidays. This is political correctness at its most retarded. In an effort to not offend 5% of the population it ends up offending half the population.

Equipped with this new information I will gladly declare "Merry Christmas" all season long.