The Blarg predicts that in the near future motorists without a functioning third brake light will be dragged from their cars and beaten in the streets.
There is mounting frustration among the general public regarding people who fail to fix their third brake light. After thousands of near miss rear ends, people are fed up with "no third brake light" people. Similar to the caste system of India, no third brake light people will soon be regarded as lesser members of society. People will gather in the streets with chants of "Death to two brake light scum!" Politicians will soon rally around the cause of the Militia for Third Brake Lights, a vigilante organization that patrols the streets taking justice into their own hands. People without third brake lights will find their cars impounded and will be forced to ride the metro.
There is overwhelming evidence that a shift in public opinion is imminent. I warn those of you without a functioning third brake light: time is running out.
