Breaking news out of San Quentin: Tookie Wookie’s vein was hard to find, and the execution took a little longer. "He did seem frustrated that it didn’t go as quickly as he thought it might," said San Quentin State Prison Warden Steven Ornoski. "Yah, this sucks. When I killed those four people they got to die a lot faster. What a rip off," Tookie Wookie said right before he died. "I’ve been waiting 26 years to die, and now they are saying it’s going to take a couple more minutes!"
CNN’s headline isn’t that a convicted murderer was killed, but that poor Tookie Wookie didn’t die fast enough. May God have mercy on his soul.
Poor Tookie Wookie
