Tonight I held the first ever "Big Burrito Challenge." This is a contest between two burritos available at your local Stater Bros. The first contestant is in purple called Tina’s Burrito, and costing only 33 cents! The challenger is the Primera Burrito, weighing in at 99 cents! Here are the challengers.

And they’re off!

Turns out Tina’s burrito tastes nasty. It’s supposed to be beef, but I couldn’t find any, not a good sign. The Primera burrito was head over heels better. It had much better flavor, came in chicken (Tina only has beef), and the meat was easily identifiable.

If you remember the awesome chimichangas from Jr. High that came in the tan/brown wrapper, the Primera is very much like that. Two thumbs up for the Primera burrito, and Tina your burritos are horrible!

Update: Kevin Wilkinson adamantly defends Tina’s burrito, even though it’s horrible. He had these words of wisdom to add…

kevin wilkinson: When we get to heaven, God will great us with a Tina’s burrito
nathan118: is that like getting knighted? he’s gonna touch us on the shoulder with tinas burrito and make us great?
kevin wilkinson: not
kevin wilkinson: it’s the food of the gods
nathan118: haha, way to be polytheistic
kevin wilkinson: haha
nathan118: pagan