Fainting Goats are the new rage. I bet Kevii adopts one. They have messed up nipples and scrotums. Don’t get mad at me for saying nipples and scrotums, that website said it, not me.

2005 Tiburon. Mmmm. I’m not sure I could ever buy a Hyundai, but it’s darn cool looking. Please don’t get mad that I said the word darn. I know this is quite the dirty and revolting post, but please cut me some slack.

On a note of seriousness: Michael Schaivo is a snake. He claims to love Terri, and wants her to die. Terri’s parents also claim to love her, and want her to live. I argue that this is truly a question of love. Michael Schaivo obviously doesn’t care how this will make his wife’s parents feel. He doesn’t care that they would take gaurdianship in a second. That they would spend the rest of their lives at her bedside loving her. Instead he wants to take Terri away from them. They won’t be able to hold her anymore, instead they’ll be attending her funeral. This man that claims to love his wife…Terri, who is not in pain…is ordering that she dies.

If this man had any clue what love is, Terri’s parents would be granted gaurdianship. He would admit how difficult it is to see your wife go through what she has. With as much as he’s gone through he would finally be able to move on with his new partner and kids. But alas, he can’t. For some reason it is so very important to Michael Schiavo that Terri die. After she is dead this will be the state of affairs: Michael Schiavo will be free from Terri and moving on with the new life he started years ago, and Terri’s parents will be burying their daughter.

And the most heart wrenching part? Some people will point at our courts and say "they work."

Hope everyone has a great Easter Sunday. It’s one of those days we can stop and remember such an awesome sacrifice. It’s a day that gives our life meaning and hope. Some religions follow people who died…and stayed dead. Christians worship a man that died for our sake, and walked out of the tomb to tell about it. It happened, I believe it, and that gives me hope in my future, and peace in my present.

I forgot to mention this, but I finished the second book in A Song of Fire and Ice series. I started book 3…it’s over 1000 pages. I’ll post a review of the second book soon. In the meantime though I have to read a dumb young adult book for my adolescent development class.

I’m crossing my fingers that I passed the algebra CSET test…because tomorrow I start studying for the geometry test. Everything I learned about algebra will begin to go down the toilet.

Stacie and I booked our hotels and airfare for our whole honeymoon. That’s cool.

I’m now 27-31 in MVP Baseball 2005. I’ve been doing really well lately and probably need to bump up the difficulty, but I’m waiting until I reach .500. Hee-Sop is doing well, but Yhency is horrible. I demoted him to AAA. Scott Erickson was called up to replace Ishii too.

I just had a conversation with Paddy about how gaim is better than aim. His profile looked broken, and the following ensued:

Yup2That: b/c you use gay aim
nathan118: how are your ads?
nathan118: taking up half your screen? mmmm
nathan118: gay themes everywhere
nathan118: driving you nuts with big flashing eagles and crap
Yup2That: what?
Yup2That: they are not taking half my screen
nathan118: and the newest harry potter movie everywhere sending gay icons to you
Yup2That: it is taking the space of one buddy icon
nathan118: and dumb colors everywhere like some idiot broke their aim colors
nathan118: and stupid messages like “accept this gay buddy icon??????”
Yup2That: right
Yup2That: i’m going
Yup2That: see ya sunday
nathan118: ok aim

I so won. He was beyond confused to the point of sleep. There is no better way to defeat your opponent than by sheer confusion and idiocy. Yesssss!

All morning I’ve been doing honeymoon research. We’ve decided to stay on the south shore on Kauai, but it’s amazing how many places there are to stay just on that one side of the island!

I think I’ve narrowed it down to the Alihi Lani condos. They’re right by the ocean, and fairly reasonable. The same price will get you a garden view room at the Sheraton that’s half the size. Here are some pictures.

After Kauai I think we’re going to Oahu for a few days to see the sites there, like Pearl Harbor. I’m dead set on the JW Marriot Ihilani Resort. Talk about gorgeous. Here’s a picture.

Now I just have to convince Stacie. Whoaaa, I’m paying for this! haha. :d

…and I am fairly confident I won! I only need a 50%, and I’m pretty sure I got that. There were 30 multiple choice questions, and 4 written response. I answered 3 of the 4 written response very well, and I only guessed on 2-3 multiple choice questions. It was tough, but luckily the Orange County Department of Education test prep class got me ready. It was $180, and another $70 to take the test…but it beats taking 10+ courses in college.

Now this Friday I start the test prep class for the second subtest. That’s right, I’m only half done! However, I’ve heard the second test is a little easier. Here’s for hoping.

Today, you and me CSET, bring it on!

I’m taking the CSET today, and I’m going to whoop it’s butt. I’m going in there to annihilate it. Only one of us is coming out alive, and that’s me!

All the studying is over, the waiting finally done, and the moment of truth is upon us. Who shall stand victorious at the end of battle? Whose name shall reign forever in the history books as the great conqueror of the CSET? Who will stand atop the bloody pile of massacred bodies at Magnolia High School in Anaheim where the CSET reigns? When the final hour on the clock has chimed and a quiet hush falls over all the land, who will stand as your new CSET king!?

I.

So allergy season is in full swing, unfortunately. Spring is a wonderful time of year, if only it wasn’t accompanied by sneezing and itching eyes. I should really go see my allergy doctor, but that would require putting forth the effort to make an appointment. Hopefully some imitation Claritin will be good enough for now.

Mario called me today to tell me the good news. The seller counterbid with a few minor changes, but it looks we should be going into escrow soon! Escrow is when you do stuff like inspections, and get the loans all shaped up. The seller countered with a close of escrow on April 30th, so it looks like May 1st is probably our move in date! We don’t actually have anything to move in though, but that’s beside the point, haha. Thanks for your prayers!

Update: We signed the counterbid and sent it back…and we should be in escrow tomorrow. Now we get to inspect the place and start to go crazy.