So on Tuesday I started school again at Cal State Long Beach (teaching credential program), and it was tough. I’d taken a couple classes at Hope International in the last year, but they were primarily online. It’s been a year and a half since I did the whole “go to campus and sit in a classroom” routine, so I’m rusty.

How to Not Look Lost

I’ve been to CSULB several times, but I really had know idea where I was going. I walked around like I knew what I was doing though, and the key is to NEVER turn around. If you realize you’re going the wrong way, don’t stop and turn around (a clear sign you made a wrong directional choice). Just keep going and take the long route, otherwise it will be obvious you went the wrong way. A part of this is to NEVER slow down. If you slow down and start to look around, once again it’s obvious you don’t know where you’re going.

Getting Picked Last

Now I know this isn’t elementary school dodgeball, but I must smell or something. I got to class fairly early, and had 1 seat open right next to me. No lie, it was the LAST seat to be taken. Not only that, but it was by a 60 year old man who served in the Peace Corps. in Thailand. I was passed up by other guys my age, and even other girls my age. Kinda depressing, haha.

Michael Moore is a Big Fat Stupid White Man

I got to school early just be safe, so while I waited I started the above book. It’s pretty interesting. I already know Michael Moore is a huge crock, but the book gives very specific information. One of my major beefs with Michael Moore is that he hates Americans. In England one time he said “The dumbest Brit is smarter than the smartest American.” What really gets me is there are people in this country that just hand him money left and right and know nothing about him. Forget that his films and books are riddled with lies for a minute. Because of the fact that he bad mouths the USA every chance he gets, Michael Moore will never get a dime from me. I don’t need to pay to read the lies and purposeful mistruths in his books and movies, they’re all over the internet. But that’s a completely different entry.

Yay school.